What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 05:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

What is AI's effect on digital marketing?

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Still no good.

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Has anyone who has been a victim of a narcissist made contact with the other victims of the narcissist? Did it help to confirm what you suspected about the narcissists?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is it common for people to fall in love with someone else while still married? If so, why do they choose to stay in their marriage?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

Why is Joe Biden so vocal about supporting Ukraine's defense against Russia?

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

How do Greeks identify themselves in terms of civilization? Do they feel more connected to Western or Middle Eastern civilization and why?

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

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Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

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So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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