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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 05:24

Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
What is AI's effect on digital marketing?
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
—
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Why is Joe Biden so vocal about supporting Ukraine's defense against Russia?
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.